NapjunkieMom

My father collects all of his change for the year and gives it to the boys on their birthdays. He brought out his stash of change this year, and Jonny exclaimed, "Holy Abalone, that's a lot of cash!"

Our cat Hannah jumped on the table to see if she could share our food. She went over to Jonathan's plate and he said to her, "Do you mind?"

Jonathan broke my heart today, and now he's trying to break my head. (No naked karate!) He said to me in the sweetest voice, "You will be in my heart forever." And then he said, "That's just a joke."

Robert recently graduated from Nickelodeon to the Cartoon Network, and I'm worried if it might be a bad influence on Jonathan. Last night, out of the blue, he said, "Not another zombie massage!"

I was in another room while the boys were getting ready for their baths this evening. I heard the "thunk" of the toilet seat, and then Jonathan said, "My work here is done."

We were driving back from Dayton and we playing games in the car. We first started out playing "Spongebob", where each of us was one of the characters from the show. Then Jonathan decided we should play another game, based on the "Magic School Bus" books and shows. He was the white blood cells, I was good bacteria, Jim was bad bacteria and Robert was the small intestine!