NapjunkieMom

Jon isn't the only one who says bizarre things around the house. After Robert's changed into his pajamas(and while I was sitting quietly, reading a magazine) he came out yelling "UUUUUUNIVERSE, UUUUUUNIVERSE,UUUUUUNIVERSE..."

I was talking with Jon and called him "Jon Danger". He said, "That's not my name!" "So, what is it?" "Wooden Lightswitch".

I gave Jon some yogurt in a small bowl, and when he finished, he wanted some more. "And make it a double."

I was driving Jon to school and he asked if I smelled something. I didn't, thank goodness, so I said "No, do you smell something?". He said no. Just then, we drove past Baskin-Robbins, and he said "I smell ice cream!"

Jonathan's newest name change: Jonathan James "Dangerous" H.

Over the holiday, we got in the habit of telling scary (or silly) stories after lights out. Jonathan told an especially scary story that began, "Once upon a time, there was a little boy who didn't flush the toilet..." I was scared out of my wits!