NapjunkieMom

Dear Santa, Merry Christmas!  I have been very in between this year. Jon

Jon said to Robert, "I've got you by the tater tots."

Jon:  Would you rather step in a puddle of wasabi, or a puddle of acid?

I was baking Christmas cookies, and Jon asked, "What's that wonderful smell?"  I told him, "Cookies." "I haven't smelled that smell in years!"

Typing furiously, and wearing headphones did not deter Robert from telling me this nugget:  "Hey, mom, I'm eating  a precious rubber chicken"

Jon and I were getting into the car, and he said, "You used to take me to preschool, didn't you?"  "Yes, I did," I replied.  "Is that where we met?"

I was driving home from picking up Jon and told him how I needed to slow down on the corners because I didn't know what the road was like. "You mean, like a bunch of monkeys dancing on the road?", he replied.