NapjunkieMom

Jon yells, for no discernible reason, "MOM!  It's all your fault."  I think to myself, "Why, because I gave birth to you?"  He continues, "For giving birth to me!"

One of Jon's friends wrote him a very polite note requesting that he write her back, since she has sent him a couple notes without a response.  I mentioned it would be the nice thing to do, and he said, "I'll write her a note.  A ransom note!"

I was having a sweet moment with Jon last night, and said, "I can't believe you are going to be seven."  And he said, "I can believe you stink."

Jon was looking at Twitter with me and said, "Only 140 characters? I thought there was 150! Ripoff!"

Jon:  "What's a Momma-gram".

Robert:  "Don't eat the Death Pepper."

Jon:  "Why don't we have a mechanical bull?"

Jon decided that he wants to be a professional photo-bomber. I had to explain that no actual bombs are involved

Jon wants to be a pizza delivery ninja when he grows up.