NapjunkieMom

I was helping Jonathan make sure his posterior had been wiped. I said "Does that feel clean to you?" "Clean and sparkly!" he replied.

Jonathan was using a stepstool to reach something, and as he was at the summit, he said "Hey, I can see my house from here!"

Jim was cuddling with Jonathan and singing to him. Jonathan replied "Go do what you do best", which, apparently, does not include singing.

We were taking a pleasant drive one day when Jonathan said,"It's quiet in here...too quiet"

We've been working on table manners with Jonathan. He wanted something from his brother, so we had him say "Please may I...". He followed that with hearty "I want to cut your head off!"

Robert has started many clubs over the years, including the infamous "Butt Club". That club is for anyone who says that particular word . It's very popular with the under 6 crowd, who think the word "butt" is hilarious. His latest is the "No Adults Allowed Club". I asked him who was eligable to join the club, and he said, "Anyone who goes to our church who is under 30."

Jim told Jonathan this morning that he and Robert were going to be singing a special song at church today. Jonathan asked "The ABC song?" He was crushed when he heard it was not going to be the ABC song.