Knock, Knock...
Robert has a penchant for telling knock-knock jokes that don't make sense. At dinner, he said "Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Delta" "Delta who?" "Delta delta." I told him that he needed to work on his material.
He's ready for Clown College
Robert had a dish of whole dried plums, and I saw that Jonathan was eating one. I told Robert, "That was certainly nice of you to share your snack with Brother." He said, "I didn't give him one--he helped himself." I went over and looked in the bowl--there was one left. "How many did he take?" I asked. I realized that was a stupid question and started taking the plums out of Jonny's mouth. One, two, three, four were pulled out, just like the magicians' scarf trick.
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