NapjunkieMom

Jon was retelling a story told to him by one of his kindergarten pals, and said, "But he's not a reliable source."

We were looking at my Valentine's day chocolates and Robert noticed that some of them had R's on them. "Those have my name on them," he said.  I said, "What do you think they're filled with, roast beef?"

I was chatting with my brother on Facebook, and mentioned Jon.  He was watching as I typed and said, "Thanks for spelling my name right."

Jon:  "Which do you like better, crickets or spiders?"  Me:  "Crickets."  Jon:  "What if the spider brought you a cup of coffee in bed every morning?"

I got some samples from the dentist today, and Jon asked what kind I received.  "Did you get Aquafresh or Peanutbutter Bottomfeeder?"  She was out of Peanutbutter Bottomfeeder.

I was making heart shaped cookies for "Cookie Communion" and had written on them "I LUV UU".  Jon looked at the container and said, "What do they say, TOUGH NUTS?"

Robert asked me this during his piano practice today:  "Who is the better composer:  Bach, Mozart or this Rubik's Cube?"