NapjunkieMom

Jim and I had locked the bedroom door while getting dressed, and the kids, not used to this, kept trying the door. Robert finally called out, "I'm handling a knife in an unsafe manner!"

Robert thinks he can read my mind. If I say, "The Wii goes off at 11:30", he thinks I'm thinking, "The Wii goes off at 11:30, never to be played again by you wretched souls, bwaa-haa-haa." I then challenged him to read my mind, and he said, "You are thinking about cats and pie." How does he do that?

Jon learned a lot about health in Kindergarten today. He said he was going to eat an apple, to keep his heart healthy. Then he grabbed his stomach and yelled, "I think I'm pregnant!"

Every week, Jon has to write sentences in his spelling workbook. He wanted to use "I must fart", but was overruled by the judge.