NapjunkieMom

Jon and Robert were playing yesterday, when I heard Jon say, "Come back here you whippersnapper!"

Robert was using the Ipod after me and asked, "Why did you look up a meme? You aren't interested in memes." "How would you know? You aren't with me twenty four hours a day." "Of course I am,"he chirped.  Damn you, summer vacation. It has been a long day, but I was in the home stretch, with one boy in pajamas and the other in the tub. Then the boy in pajamas got back in tub, while still wearing his pajamas.  Said his brother offered him a cookie. Jon won the Young Author's Conference contest for his classroom, and got to go the the city-wide Young Author's Conference. On his name tag he wrote, "Jon lol"

Jon has taken to calling his brother "Mate". Jon: "I'm going to start cursing in Italian.  Uno, dos, tres..." Love it when I wake up from a nap and Robert comes in like a large puppy and cuddles and says, "your breath smells like some kind of cheese." Jon to Jim: You have been deleted by the moderator. "What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more" Robert, in the shower. Robertism #1: I'm going to get naked. Don't you want to see me in all my glory? Consensus: Been there, done that. Robertism #2: The other night at dinner, Robert asked Jon burger could have a bite of his burger. Jon said no. He then sang (to the tune "Imperial March"), are you going to eat that burger? Jon did not yield. It was a good burger. As Jim was cutting into the rhubarb pie, he said "This looks a lot like chicken pot pie." "I'm glad it's not. I hate chicken," said Robert. "And