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Life, in 3D

Jon was walking around the house touching things and saying, "This is in 3D, this is in 3D."  Then he said, "Mom, did you know that paper is in 3D?"

Yee-Haw!

We ate at Sitara Indian restaurant this evening.  The waiter asked Jon if he liked his meal.  He said, "Sooey Mama, that was good!"

Tooth Fairy files for unemployment

Jon lost his first upper tooth sometime during the night.  That's the second tooth he has swallowed.

You are right, young Spock

Robert was watching Jon's kindergarten musical, when they started singing "Honey, honey, better than money."  He said, "There's a flaw in that logic."

Jon's observations re: cats

"Mom, cats are quiet.  Is that why you like them?" "Why do cats stare?  Don't they know it is bad manners to stare?" "Cats are cute." "Cats are really cute." "Have I told you how cute I thinks cats are?"

Jon is a highly credible source.

Jon was retelling a story told to him by one of his kindergarten pals, and said, "But he's not a reliable source."

The pastrami ones are especially good

We were looking at my Valentine's day chocolates and Robert noticed that some of them had R's on them. "Those have my name on them," he said.  I said, "What do you think they're filled with, roast beef?"