Fishpaste!

Robert's first day of preschool was a big success! He helped clean up toys, and "helped" the teacher by telling her what time it was. The second day, not so much. He managed to say the "f" word three times. At least it was three times in a row, and not over a span of time. We talked about it and decided that he should say a Spongebob curseword when he was angry. The two that came to mind were Fishpaste and Barnacles. Fishpaste was the obvious choice since it is another "f" word.