S**t

Even though it is the same substance, at a certain point, poop becomes shit. I'll be elbow deep in it when I'm changing a diaper, and it doesn't bother me, but a smear on my computer chair drives me insane. The good news is, I have a new, very comfortable computer chair. (In the interest of full disclosure, I'm sure I'd be scrubbing the shit out if our old computer chair hadn't been old and falling apart.)

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